May 17th, 2010

  -Dear Diary,
 OH GOD! what?!
-Guess what happend today!
 I could care less.
-guuueeessss!!
 HUUUUUH! does it involve you and a car?
-Why yes! Yes it does!
 You got hit by a car and died...O WAIT! Darn!
-No! I...
You and your mom are moving out of town and leaving me here never to return?
-I saw Sean Leaning on his dads Red Corvet. He's sooooo...
AGH! AGH! AGH! (gag)
-Are you ok?
No because I failed at throwing up all the BS you just wrote on me! Why do you even tell me about you day? I dont even care!
-Because your my DIARY and that's what your for!
 I know that but...
-NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Im tired of your shit now listen!
 ...Well? FINE!
-Thank you! Now do you think I have a chance to even talk to him?
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-Diary?
....
-DIARY!!! what the hell man?
Im taking a vow of silence! You want me to shut the fuck up? There you go you stupid CUNT!!!
-Really Diary? REALLY? You can never shut up!
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