May 22nd, 2010

-Dear DIARY.
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-There is this girl and she wants fight me on friday!
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-I'm gonna...
I hope she beat the breaks off yo dumb ass!
-WHAT?!?
Yeah! What you do to her? Did  you write all over her too? And tell her your life story like you do to me?
- No I was like ...
I don't care! Like I said I hope to God she beats the breaks off of you!
- Yor such a bitch man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Your whats wrong with me! I fucking hate you kid! What do you not understand?!
- Well since you hate me oh so much, i'm gonna make your life FUCKING HORRIBLE BITCH!!
It wouldnt change anything. I caint wait till i run out of pages...shit.
- You'll still be stuck with what I wrote...ASS!
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-Yeah! Got something else tuh say?
...
-Well? Do you?
Dick...
-What about it? You want on your cover?
YEEEEEAAAH!! SURE! If you even knew what one looked like! With yo 13 year old ass.
-PSH!...you dont know that.
OH! trust me! I know!
- And how would you know that Diary?
YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING! IM YOU FUCKING DIARY REMEMBER? You are so dumb!
-OKAY, Okay, okay! Your right!
Yeah I know I am.
-WELL?!?
It's okay just let me know when you do. (Looks like i'll never hear that story!)
- UGH! watch, i'll see one tomorrow.
Your moms dick dosn't count by the way.
- My mom dosn't have one...she's a women.
That vibrating thing under your moms pillow dosn't count either!
- WHAT?!?

May 17th, 2010

  -Dear Diary,
 OH GOD! what?!
-Guess what happend today!
 I could care less.
-guuueeessss!!
 HUUUUUH! does it involve you and a car?
-Why yes! Yes it does!
 You got hit by a car and died...O WAIT! Darn!
-No! I...
You and your mom are moving out of town and leaving me here never to return?
-I saw Sean Leaning on his dads Red Corvet. He's sooooo...
AGH! AGH! AGH! (gag)
-Are you ok?
No because I failed at throwing up all the BS you just wrote on me! Why do you even tell me about you day? I dont even care!
-Because your my DIARY and that's what your for!
 I know that but...
-NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Im tired of your shit now listen!
 ...Well? FINE!
-Thank you! Now do you think I have a chance to even talk to him?
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-Diary?
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-DIARY!!! what the hell man?
Im taking a vow of silence! You want me to shut the fuck up? There you go you stupid CUNT!!!
-Really Diary? REALLY? You can never shut up!
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