May 22nd, 2010

-Dear DIARY.
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-There is this girl and she wants fight me on friday!
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-I'm gonna...
I hope she beat the breaks off yo dumb ass!
-WHAT?!?
Yeah! What you do to her? Did  you write all over her too? And tell her your life story like you do to me?
- No I was like ...
I don't care! Like I said I hope to God she beats the breaks off of you!
- Yor such a bitch man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Your whats wrong with me! I fucking hate you kid! What do you not understand?!
- Well since you hate me oh so much, i'm gonna make your life FUCKING HORRIBLE BITCH!!
It wouldnt change anything. I caint wait till i run out of pages...shit.
- You'll still be stuck with what I wrote...ASS!
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-Yeah! Got something else tuh say?
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-Well? Do you?
Dick...
-What about it? You want on your cover?
YEEEEEAAAH!! SURE! If you even knew what one looked like! With yo 13 year old ass.
-PSH!...you dont know that.
OH! trust me! I know!
- And how would you know that Diary?
YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING! IM YOU FUCKING DIARY REMEMBER? You are so dumb!
-OKAY, Okay, okay! Your right!
Yeah I know I am.
-WELL?!?
It's okay just let me know when you do. (Looks like i'll never hear that story!)
- UGH! watch, i'll see one tomorrow.
Your moms dick dosn't count by the way.
- My mom dosn't have one...she's a women.
That vibrating thing under your moms pillow dosn't count either!
- WHAT?!?